I have these 4 bites on my belly.
I will not be taking a picture of them for you.
Oh, no. No one wants to see my belly! TRUST me!
So last night, I was going insane. I couldn’t take it.
I never knew what it felt like to go insane, but I’m pretty sure that’s what was happening.
Chris quietly mentioned that he had some anti-itch cream, and I hollered, “Get it for me! NOW!”
So he did. We applied it. And I waited. And waited. And waited!
You know what helped?
Do I know what I read?
No. Of course, I don’t. I was too busy trying to distract myself.
But it got me thinking.
And thinking and thinking.
Now, I am convinced.
Anti-itch cream is a placebo.
It does nothing.
They get you to pay bookoo bucks for the idea that your itch will be gone when in reality it is completely false.
I am here to warn you: Do NOT believe the lie!
Because I’m still itchy itchy itchy!