Garage Sale

PhotobucketI am a liar.

A big one.

I said I would never have another garage sale, and yet, look at me. 

Here I am; sitting on my living room furniture in the middle of my driveway hoping that some passerby will see the entire living room set and say, “I need that entire living room set RIGHT NOW!  And I just happen to be driving a moving truck so I can pick it up!”

 I must say that it’s a very nice living room set.  It would make a great addition to your driveway!

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I sold a box of rocks today! 

Did you hear what I said?

 A box of……rocks!

 For $5.

 Could you sell a box of rocks for $5? 

I bet you couldn’t.

Then, I learned that Chris had a dinosaur fossil in there.

Oops! 

I was so proud that I got some guy to pay $5 for a box of rocks. 

It’s not quite so awesome when you learn that that same guy paid $5 for your box of rocks and a dinosaur fossil.

Not cool at all! 

I hope one of his 10 grandchildren enjoy the DB (dinosaur bone).

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I folded laundry in my living room today. 
My living room that is on my driveway. 
Come on, people!  You really need to buy my furniture.


About giannarae

I am a child of God who has been given the humbling job of being a wife and a mother to 4. Those whom He has given to me are my Sweet Peas and Buddies and one Honey.
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1 Response to Garage Sale

  1. Kira says:

    I was laughing out loud while I read this and my two year old came over and glanced over my shoulder to see what was so funny. Then he started to laugh too, but I don't think he fully appreciated the humor of you folding laundry in your driveway.

    This post rocked. And you're right~ never have I sold a box of rocks-that-is-really-dinosaur-bones for $5. You win.

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