The one where I am talking about how I always talk about poop or puke….

Disclaimer:  I’m just going to warn you that if you have a weak stomach, you may not want to continue reading.  I am going to try not to go into the gory details, but I cannot promise that–especially if the spirit leads me.

With that said, let’s dive in shall we?

Dash has puked many many times in the last 3 days. 
The first time was at 1:00 am, and he puked 4 times in an hour.

Oh, gross!

You know something isn’t right when they wake you up with a bloodcurdling scream.
Also known as the puke scream.

After that hour was nigh, he didn’t puke for the rest of night or the next day.

The next day, he slept through the night, but in the morning, he woke up and puked 2 times.
Chris was putting on his shoes and I was cleaning up Dash’s attempt to go potty in his potty chair when I heard, “He’s going to vomit!”

Now, wasn’t that helpful?

So I rushed from one bodily fluid to the next without so much as a, “I’m a little busy here.”  Okay, so there was a little of that.  Maybe a whole lot of that.  I might as well come clean.
But for the rest of the day he seemed to be fine.

The third time was again at 2:30 am and I awoke to the puke scream AGAIN!

What is going on with my baby?

So today we are going to the doctor.  I would like to say it is because I think he might have appendicitis or something serious like that.  But really, to be honest, it’s because I don’t want to clean up puke in the wee hours of the morning.

And they said I should come in.

Praise the LORD!

Thank you!

I am linking up to one of my new favorite blogworld friends, Kira.  It’s Fess Up Friday!


About giannarae

I am a child of God who has been given the humbling job of being a wife and a mother to 4. Those whom He has given to me are my Sweet Peas and Buddies and one Honey.
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3 Responses to The one where I am talking about how I always talk about poop or puke….

  1. Kari says:

    LOLLLL! I so hear you on the “Please let me come and and give me a miracle cure for the puking!” Hope you got some great gunk to make everything 100% again! Love it!

  2. Kira says:

    I think you have coined a new phrase that I will now think of every time I experience it~ the puke scream. How appropriate.

    So sorry you've been dealing with that because it's the WORST. Ugh. Hope the doctor can help you figure out what's going on.

    I find it amusing that you thought my perfectly cleaned fresh raw fish post was nasty when you used the word puke like 20 times in yours. Hello, pot, my name is kettle 😉

  3. LOL! Do you know the image I got when you said, “Let's dive in” after you just let on that you were going to be discussing poop and puke?
    It wasn't pretty.

    Oh, yeah. And I hope Dash is feeling better now. *wink*

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