This series is not about super nasty things that the majority of the world would find disgusting or maybe even think about. This series is about things that kind of gross ME out.
Belly Button Lint.
Disclaimer: Even though I find it kind of nasty, I also find it a little bit fascinating. It may make me gag, but I can’t help but look at it.
Belly buttons smell bad.
How are you supposed to clean your belly button? Use a cotton swab? Anyone got any other ideas? That’s what I do.
What’s nastier than my belly button’s smell? Finding lint in my supergirl’s button.
One night I was tickling Princess Pea when I saw in her belly button some dark gray lint.
It was just sticking out of her button.
Yet at the same time, more than anything, I was going to get it out.
Nothing worked. I couldn’t grab it with my fingers or rub it out.
Tweezers. It was the only option.
“Oh, no, you didn’t,” you say?
Oh, yes, I did.
Poor Princess Pea. She was shrieking as I was putting the cold tweezers onto her belly.
I must explain that she was NOT getting hurt. She just likes to shriek and writhe around.
However, after 5 minutes of me
forcing encouraging her to sit still so that she would not be stabbed with a blunt utensil, I was able to remove the lint.
Blech! Phewwy! Gross! Nasty!
And what did Princess Pea do? After finishing her writhing?
“Can I see, Mom?”