I was not put here on earth to make pancakes.
I may be put on earth to EAT pancakes, but not to make them.
This evening, Princess Pea was exhausted so I sent Chris and Wordgirl out to do the grocery shopping so that I could stay at home with Dash and Princess Pea. Princess Pea fell asleep for a late nap, so it was just Dash and me making pancakes for supper.
Let me reiterate. I was NOT put on this earth to MAKE pancakes.
First look at the skillet. A skilled pancaker would not have a skillet that looked so smeared with chocolate.
Now, let me explain to you about my pancakes. The top right was my last pancake I made. I forgot to put the chocolate chips in the pancake until it was too far along. Did that stop me? Oh, no! I put the chocolate chips on anyway and SMASHED them in with my turner. It was quite hilarious!
The top left is the pancake that I turned in half when I tried to flip it over. Not only that, BUT it fell on top of the other pancake on the skillet that was still quite not ready to flip. AUGH! There was pancake batter EVERWHERE!
The bottom pancake just looks like a pancreas.