a humiliating story on this thanksgiving day

pay no attention to the pumpkins, but look closely at the girls. yes, you have seen this picture before, but it’s perfect for what i am about to tell you.

i can’t believe i am telling you this story. it is so EMBARRASSING for me. but it’s also SO funny that i have to share.
one night, i was tucking in wordgirl in to bed. i hadn’t been feeling very good all night. and as i sat on her bed, talking to her about keeping still in her bed with her covers, my tummy said, “you’ve gotta release this gas, NOW!”
i didn’t really have a choice.
talking to wordgirl, i tried to wave the bad air away. wordgirl asked what i was doing so i told her that it was smelly.
i, then, proceeded to stand up and retuck princess pea into bed.
in a forced whisper, i heard, “oh, MOM! it’s stinky!”
i couldn’t disagree, so i told her that i would go get something.
“yeah, you GOTTA spray something! it’s stinky!”
so i came back with the oust and shot it into their room. after i brought it back to the bathroom, i heard through their door once again in a forced whisper, “oh, MOM! it didn’t WORK! it didn’t WORK! it’s STILL stinky! it doesn’t work!”
kids keep you humble. there’s no doubt about that!

About giannarae

I am a child of God who has been given the humbling job of being a wife and a mother to 4. Those whom He has given to me are my Sweet Peas and Buddies and one Honey.
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3 Responses to a humiliating story on this thanksgiving day

  1. may b says:

    I'm laughing so hard

  2. LOVE IT!
    Thanks for the laugh this morning.

  3. Jenny Aust says:

    This is sooooo funny! Oh, and don't feel like your alone out there! I have had TERRIBLE gas this pregnancy. It feels horrible and smells nasty. My family is often plugging their noses as well!

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