i can’t believe i am telling you this story. it is so EMBARRASSING for me. but it’s also SO funny that i have to share.
one night, i was tucking in wordgirl in to bed. i hadn’t been feeling very good all night. and as i sat on her bed, talking to her about keeping still in her bed with her covers, my tummy said, “you’ve gotta release this gas, NOW!”
i didn’t really have a choice.
talking to wordgirl, i tried to wave the bad air away. wordgirl asked what i was doing so i told her that it was smelly.
i, then, proceeded to stand up and retuck princess pea into bed.
in a forced whisper, i heard, “oh, MOM! it’s stinky!”
i couldn’t disagree, so i told her that i would go get something.
“yeah, you GOTTA spray something! it’s stinky!”
so i came back with the oust and shot it into their room. after i brought it back to the bathroom, i heard through their door once again in a forced whisper, “oh, MOM! it didn’t WORK! it didn’t WORK! it’s STILL stinky! it doesn’t work!”
kids keep you humble. there’s no doubt about that!