join me with mckmama in not me monday confessions.
it was NOT me who has a little girl who told me, “i know you think you have a big bottom, mommy. but you don’t. you have a little bottom.”
it was NOT me who freaked out on her daughter when she sat down HARD on my tummy. i did NOT say, “get off! get off!” and it was NOT me who waited for another hour or two to finally have the discussion of being careful with mommy’s tummy and why mommy freaked out her.
it was NOT me who weighed myself with my wii fit and then worked out for 25 minutes and then weighed myself again to see that i had lost almost an entire pound. that is SO not real. that CAN’T happen, can it?
it is NOT me who has a little boy who when he looks at this one particular polly pocket growls EVERY time. EVERY time. did i mention EVERY time? i can prove this is NOT my son!